Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus! BACK for 2020

If you loved 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers', then you won't want to miss our other exciting Scottish Musical 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!'.....or can you....??

“Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!” is the hilarious Scottish adventure inspired by the well-loved song of the same name!  Hazel McTavish was determined to become a YouTube sensation but, so far, all of her endeavours had fallen short.  However, her latest idea was sure to win over the public and ensure worldwide internet fame.  But when she told people, the reaction was always the same ‘Hazel, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus!’.


  • Entertaining but with a strong moral message.

  • Suitable for the entire school to enjoy.

  • Enhances understanding of Scots language and celebrates Scottish Culture.

  • 1 hour in length. No number restrictions.


Featuring up-to-date songs and contemporary references, audience participation, not to mention brimming with comedy and live music, this is the perfect whole school treat,.

Available Throughout 2020


Take a closer look at what Granny is up to in 2020 by visiting her own special website  Here you will find further details including testimonials from some of the schools and venues we have enjoyed visiting over the last 18 months.

Secure your  date now by calling:

0800 158 38 40 or contact us by clicking here.

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